Monday, June 16, 2008

Sms Collection


Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he

Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Yesterday whole night I was thinking about

Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only U…
Now I am thinking of V.Tonight I will definitely think about
W,X,Y & Z…

Tum khud par hi shak karte ho?

Im lamp U r light
Im coke U r sprite
Im saawan U r baadal
Im normal U r also NORMAL
kya yar!
Tum khud par hi shak karte ho?

Doodh bech K balance daal lena

(_),,~.____

“\;/” :. : :.)’\

!,!,!”"^!,!,!”

Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p